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Sunday 27 September 2015

KOSHER PHONES

I WAS IN THE בית המדרש  TO DAY AND SAW SOME ONE USING A MOBILE PHONE WHILE PRAYING
THE GOVERMENT DOSE NOT LET YOU USE A MOBILE PHONE WHILE DRIVING
AS IT MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR CONSENTRATION
I THINK TO BRING A PHONE IN TO THE SYNAGOGUE WHILE PRAYING IS A CHAUTZPA TO G-D.
THE 20 MINUTES IT TAKES TO DAVEN
GIVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION TO HASHEM
THE TAG IDEA IS RUBBISH THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
BECAUSE THERE IS SHMIRUS HABRIS
DO WE CUT OFF THE WHOLE PENIS
WE TEACH PEOPLE TO HAVE SHMIRUS HABRIS
THE SAME WAY THE RABBONIM SHOULD TEACH PEOPLE TO CONTROL THEM SELVES WERE AND WHEN TO USE THE INTERNET