KOSHER PHONES

I WAS IN THE בית המדרש  TO DAY AND SAW SOME ONE USING A MOBILE PHONE WHILE PRAYING
THE GOVERMENT DOSE NOT LET YOU USE A MOBILE PHONE WHILE DRIVING
AS IT MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR CONSENTRATION
I THINK TO BRING A PHONE IN TO THE SYNAGOGUE WHILE PRAYING IS A CHAUTZPA TO G-D.
THE 20 MINUTES IT TAKES TO DAVEN
GIVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION TO HASHEM
THE TAG IDEA IS RUBBISH THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
BECAUSE THERE IS SHMIRUS HABRIS
DO WE CUT OFF THE WHOLE PENIS
WE TEACH PEOPLE TO HAVE SHMIRUS HABRIS
THE SAME WAY THE RABBONIM SHOULD TEACH PEOPLE TO CONTROL THEM SELVES WERE AND WHEN TO USE THE INTERNET

TOY GUNS AND A YID

I WAS PASSING A FRUM LADY IN THE STREET
SHE DID NOT WEAR A WIG ONLY A TECHIL
BUT HER CHILD WAS PLAYING WITH A TOY GUN
SHE DID NOT EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT A GUN IS A TOY FOR A GOY
I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTS HER SON TO GROW UP A GOY
THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR EDUCATION OF THESE MOTHERS
THEY THINK THEY CAN AND DO LET THEIR CHILDREN PLAY LIKE A GOY
AND THEY WILL GROW UP A YID
THE FIRST YEARS OF A CHILDS LIFE MAKE SUCH AN IMPRESION ON THE CHILD
I SOMETIMES THINK WHY DID  HASHEM GIVE THEM CHILDREN
THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO BRING THEM UP
THEY THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS CURLEY PAIOUS

RIGHT TO DIE

I AM LISTENING TO THE RADIO 
AND TO DAY IN PARLEMENT THEY HAVE  A VOTE IF ENGLAND WILL FOLLOW THAT G-D LESS COUNTRY SWITZERLAND  AND GIVE PEOPLE A LEGAL RIGHT TO END THERE LIFE
ONE PERSON  PHONED IN AND SAID THAT THE RIGHT TO END YOUR LIFE BELONG TO    G-D
I TOUGHT TO MY SELF THAT IS INTRESTING
THAT THIS VOTE IS JUST BEFORE
ראש השנה
AND WE PRAY FOR A GOOD YEAR
BUT WE  HAVE TO RECOGNISE THAT EVERY THING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS FROM  HASHEM
GOOD OR BAD
THERE IS NO BAD BY HASHEM EVERY THING IS GOOD
ONLY THAT WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND
HOW DO WE GET TO THIS STANDARD
OF BELIEV IN HASHEM
ONLY BY MENTIONING G-D IN ALL OUR DAILY DEEDS
PRACTISE BRINGS BELIEV IN HASHEM

LOSING MY WIFE TIKWAH A.H

A LADY FRIEND OF MY WIFE WALKED PAST MY HOUSE
SHE ASKED ME HOW I AM
I SAID TO HER VERY VERY LONLEY
I SAID TO HER FROM ALL THE NEIGHBOURS IN MY STREET ONLY ONE CARED AND ASKED ME HOW I  AM GETTING ON THE REST NEVER EVEN SAID HELLO NOT THE MEN AND OF COURSE NOT THE WOMEN
IN MANCHESTER MY DAUGHTER IN LAW INTRDUCED ME TO A NOT FRUM GROUP MEN AND WOMEN IT IS CALLED HEATHLANDS
THEY GIVE COMPANY TO LONLEY PEOPLE
THEY ARE A JEWISH ORGANISATION   BUT THEY KNOW VERY LITTLE ABOUT YIDDISHKEIT BUT IN CARING ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE
THEY ARE FAR ABOVE THE FRUMERS

UPDATE 27/08/2015

THE LETTER TO SUPPLIERS AND WHOLSALERS
IF YOU CAN NOT CONTINUE PAYING THESE ASTRONOMICAL PRICES FOR DISPOSABLES
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BUY IT THEY ARE NOT CONSIDERD DAY TO DAY GOODS
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG IF YOU HAVE TO KNOCK ON A YIDS DOORS FOR HELP
G-D MADE RICH AND POOR WHAT YOU ARE IS IN HASHEMS HAND NOT IN YOURS
IF YOU FEEL YOUR HONOUR HAS BEEN HURT AND YOU ARE NOT SATISFIED WHAT YOU ARE THEN YOU ARE LACKING BELIEV IN G-D
I LOST MY WIFE TIKWAH A.H. AND WHAT I HAD TO LEARN IS THAT I CAN NOT UNDERSTAND G-D
ON ראש השנה WE HAVE TO REMEMBER
IT IS G-D WORLD AND HE MAKES US RICH OR POOR  ETC. ETC. Iאמן

THE DIFFRENCE

THIS IS A PROBLEM IN THE WHOLE JEWISH WORLD
AS TO DAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF סליחות
I HAVE BEEN WONDERING  WHY ARE WE FRUM JEWS NOT FRUM JEWS
SO PROUD WHEN A GOY RECOGNISED US
LOOK AT THE JEWISH PAPERS ALL OVER THE WORLD
I RECOGNISE THAT THERE IS A G-D WHO RUNS THIS WORLD
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING OF IT
AND THAT IS WHAT ראש השנה IS ALL ABOUT.
THAT G-D IS THE BOSS OF EVERYTHING
WHAT GOES ON IN THE  WORLD ANTISEMITISM
AND EVERY LITTLE THING THAT HAPPENS TO ME
AND THAT IS ALL HASHEM WANTS
ONCE YOU HAVE GOT THAT YOU ARE ATOMATICLY NEAR TO HASHEM
AND A TRUE YID FEELS HASHEM IN HIM
SO LET US THIS ראש השנה STOP THINKING  OF  ME.  ME.
   ME.    WE WE WE  OR   I   I   I.
AND THE MAN POINT OF THIS WORLD IS HASHEM
THE REST IS ALL RUBBISH

קיצור שולחן ערוך

  כשמשתין  אסור לאחוז במילה להשתין
I HAVE SHOWN YOU THE DIN ALSO LOOK
סימן קנ
שולח ערוך
AND ALL THE JEWISH BOOKS ARE VERY OPEN IN EXPLAINING SHMERUS HABRIS.
I AND MY SONS AND GRANDSONDS ONLY GO TO THE 
מקוה 
WHEN THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE THERE.
AS I ONCE WENT TO THE MIKVAH SOMEONE WAS WASHING HIS PENIS
I TOLD HIM YOU MUST NOT DO THIS.
HE TOOK NO NOTICE AND FRUM CHASIDISH PEOPLE TOLD ME IT IS NOT MY  BUSINESS
I TOLD THEM IT IS A DIN LIKE SHABBOS
I TOLD MY FRIENDS THE GERER CHASIDM AND THEY SAID THAT THE REBBE THE BEIS YISROEL WOULD HAVE BEEN  PROUD OF YOU.
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS BEHAVIOUR SO MY CHILDREN AND ME DO NOT GO A LOT TO
מקוה
MY DEAR WIFE TIKWAH A.H
WHEN SHE USED TO CHANGE THE NAPPIES OF MY CHILDREN
SHE USED TO TALK TO THEM WHEN YOU CHANGE THE NAPPIES
YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS UP
SHMIRUS HABRIS HAS TO BE THAUGHT

BAD LANGUAGE

ALL OUR RABBONIM AND COMMUNITY ARE SAYING I USE BAD LANGUAGE SUCH AS FUCKING SHIT ON RABBI ROBERTS AND ANONYMOUS  BUT THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE
WHEN RABBI CHAIM HALPERN  STORY WAS ON GOING FUCKING SEX WAS THE BIGEST ON GOING SUBJECT IN OUR COMMUNITY
ALL THE MEN LADIES RABBONIM CHILDREN WERE TALKING ABOUT WAS SEX SEX  SEX
IN THE END THE STORY WAS NOT EVEN TRUE
RABBI ROBERTS AND HIS RABBONIM AND FRIENDS ALL THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT WAS SEX SEX SEX
MORNING NOON AND NIGHT
IT CAUSED THE BIGEST TRAFFIC ON THE INTERNET
NOW WHEN I SAY THAT THE FRUM SOCIETY ALL THEY THINK ABOUT IS SEX THEY ARE UPSET.