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Sunday 27 September 2015

KOSHER PHONES

I WAS IN THE בית המדרש  TO DAY AND SAW SOME ONE USING A MOBILE PHONE WHILE PRAYING
THE GOVERMENT DOSE NOT LET YOU USE A MOBILE PHONE WHILE DRIVING
AS IT MAKES YOU LOSE YOUR CONSENTRATION
I THINK TO BRING A PHONE IN TO THE SYNAGOGUE WHILE PRAYING IS A CHAUTZPA TO G-D.
THE 20 MINUTES IT TAKES TO DAVEN
GIVE YOUR FULL ATTENTION TO HASHEM
THE TAG IDEA IS RUBBISH THEY ARE ALL CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET
BECAUSE THERE IS SHMIRUS HABRIS
DO WE CUT OFF THE WHOLE PENIS
WE TEACH PEOPLE TO HAVE SHMIRUS HABRIS
THE SAME WAY THE RABBONIM SHOULD TEACH PEOPLE TO CONTROL THEM SELVES WERE AND WHEN TO USE THE INTERNET

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Noch amol with your penis!!!

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

IF YOU STUPIED ANONYMOUS UM HORTZE LIKE IT OR NOT SHMIRUS HABRIS
IS ONE OF THE FIRST מצות
IF YOU WERE A TRUE YID YU WOULD NOT QUESTION THAT

Anonymous said...

Yes and where is it mentioned in your mitsva chart.

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION
PLEASE STOP SHOWING WHAT AN UM HORTETZ YOU ARE

Anonymous said...

Do you have a big penis?

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

THE BIGER THE BETTER THE MORE SHMIRUS HABRIS

Anonymous said...

Your sick

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

I FEEL VERY SORRY FOR YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND YIDDISHKEIT
EDUCATION EDUCATION EDUCATION

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...
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Anonymous said...

Hows your yom tov been Gabi?

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

HOW HAS YOUR EDUCATION BEEN ANONYMOUS