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Thursday 3 July 2014

SHOWTIME

 I OPEN THIS WEEK'S JEWISH TRIBUNE 3  JULY  2014.  
I SEE A BIG ADVERT:
OFFICE OF THE RABBINATE
 OF THE UNION OF ORTHODOX  HEBREW CONGREGATION
IN BIG LETTERS.

SHOWTIME  

IT IS A BAN ON SOMETHING CALLED  SHOWTIME.
BUT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT SHOWTIME IS.
 I ASK MY WIFE DID  KEDASSIA  EVER GIVE HECSHER ON SHOWTIME  WHAT DOES IT TASTE LIKE ?
MY WIFE TELLS ME: " DO NOT BE STUPID, SHOWTIME IS NOT A FOOD. "
SO I ASKED HER  " PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IT IS I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT BUT IF THE RABBINATE IS BANNING IT, HOW COMES THAT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT RIGHT FOR OUR COMMUNITY, THE RABBINATE KNOWS OF IT BEFORE ME ? ? ?
MY DEAR WIFE LOOKS UP THE MIDWEEK, NEWSHEET ,UPDATE. TILL SHE FINDS IT 
WHAT ARE THEY BANNING.
AT LAST SHE FINDS SHOWTIME IN THE NEWSHEET 26/6/2014,  I TELL HER YOU SEE YOU MUST NOT THROW AWAY THE OLD PAPERS.
 IT IS ON THE  SUNDAY 6TH JULY AT THE WATFORD PALACE THEATRE
I READ WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND I AM SURPRISED AT THE GOLDERS GREEN RABBONIM FOR NOT BANNING IT THIS IS WHAT THE ADVERT SAYS.                                                                   HITS  FROM YOUR FAVOURITE DISNEY AND WEST END SHOWS. ( Walt Disney was a Jew hater)
WHEN I MADE A PROGRAM FOR TELEVISION,  
THE FAMOUS  " TWO JEWS ON A CRUISE "  ALL THESE SO CALLED RABBONIM OF GOLDER GREEN WERE AGAINST ME. 
THEY TELL ME THAT THIS LOUISE & CAROLINE ARE B.T. IS THIS WHAT THEY HAVE BROUGHT TO YIDDSHKEIT ? ? ?
 I BROUGHT YIDDISHKEIT TO THE NOT FRUM THEY ARE BRINGING GOYISHKEIT TO THE FRUM PEOPLE .

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

You brought yidishkeit ha ha ha ha .

Anonymous said...

MR LOCK, all you do is make a loud noise, and definetly put people off yidishkeit! Now I expect you to write a comment back and jump on me like a fat bouncy ball !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND ME I AM NOT IN YOUR GAME
I USE YOU YES
BUT I AM NOT IN YOUR IDEA OF LIFE
AND WHY G=D MADE LIFE
TO ME YOU ARE ONLY HERE FOR MY PURPOSE
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? ? ?

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

I AM THINKING OF MAKING A PLAY ( FOR TZDOKA ) SHOWTIME CALLED THE TRUE TREATMENT BY GOLDERS GREEN OF RABBI CHAIM HALPERN
DO YOU THINK THAT ONLY STAMFORD HILL WILL COME AND GOLDERS GREENS RABBONIM WILL MAKE A BAN ? ?

Anonymous said...

I dont know why you care. You put it on tv and let your goyim watch. Make sure you are the main actor (R chaim) and your wife the women. Show us all what he did with them.

Velvel said...

Every Rabbi in GG that is not either family or closely connected to the Halpern clan has disowned Chaim Halpern. He is a pariah (look it up.

Not only do you ignore mitzvos asei (yishuv ho'oretz) you ignore laavin that are yeharog veal yaavor like giluy aroyos (so described by HRGH G Hager).

And still you insist that you follow the correct derech and other people need education.
Oylam Hahipuch.

Anonymous said...

http://chaimhalpernscandal.blogspot.co.uk/2014/07/gaby-locks-showtime.html#comment-form

Eliyohu said...

"One should opt to dwell in Eretz Israel, even in a place the majority of whose residents are non-Jews rather than elsewhere, despite the fact that he will there be surrounded by a majority consisting of Jews." Does not this tend to prove that residing in Eretz Israel is tantamount to a fulfillment of all Torah precepts?"

The most eminent of our legal interpreters, ancient, medieval and modern, have proved, beyond all doubt, that this supreme, religious imperative operates even in our own times, as the Ramban clearly indicates in his Addenda to the Sefer Ha'Mitzvos (Mitzvah 4) of Maimonides, which posits the affirmation that "we have been commanded to inherit the Land and dwell therein."

The Ramban concludes: "Since this Mitzvah (of Aliyah) operates timelessly, each Jew - even the one who has made the Golah his home must, at all times, strive to make this imperative a tangible reality in his own life."

This is borne out in statements dotted all over the Talmud. The Rabbis wept when they remembered Israel when far away therefrom and forthwith decided to return to their ancestral moorings and national anchorage, is proof positive that the injunction to dwell in the Holy Land is equivalent to the observance of all the religious imperatives in the Torah.

A cautionary note should here be sounded - though it is equated in significance to all the 613 Mitzvot put together, it does not abrogate any of them, nor does its fulfillment exempt the Jew from performing all, or any, of the others.

On the contrary, it obligates us with the necessity to fulfill all the other commandments, in that it provides a background for their implementation. Only when all the commandments are performed, can the Torah be said to be complete and claim to be possessed of one spirit.

Anonymous said...

RABBI LOCK, Why don't you go on a cruise together with your wife and Reb Chaim Halpern and bring the TV crew along with you? This should be fun, Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

A threesome. Fun for whom

gaby lock said...

ISRAEL IS NOT A COUNTRY FOR FRUM ORTHODOX TORAH LEARNING JEWS
OUR AIM IN LIFE IS TORAH FIRST
IF THE GOVERNMENT OF ISRAEL WILL NOT LET OUR CHILDREN LEARN TORAH IF THEY SUPPORT IT OR NOT FRUM PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE
ALL THE GEDOLIM OF TO DAY AGREE ON THIS POINT
GET ALL YOUR ZIONISTS FRIENDS TO GO THERE
YOU WILL HAVE PLENTY OF FLATS AS WE THE FRUMERS ARE LEAVING BY THE THOUSANDS
TO US TORAH FIRST THAN THE LAND NO TORAH WE DO NOT NEED THE LAND
GET THAT IN TO YOUR HEAD
YOU WANT US TO STAY THEN THE COUNTRY SHOULD SUPPORT TORAH LEARNING
STOP US FROM TORAH LEARNING AND WE WILL LEAVE
ALL THE WORLDS GEDOLIM AGREE ON THIS POINT

Anonymous said...

Come, come. Is there any godol apart from you.

Snag said...

כתובות קי, ב: "כל הדר בארץ ישראל דומה כמי שיש לו א-לוה, וכל הדר בחוץ לארץ דומה כמי שאין לו א-לוה". ועוד אמרו (שם): "כל הדר בחוץ לארץ כאילו עובד עבודה זרה

Carries a bit more weight than your so-called gedolim.

gaby lock said...

LIKE YOUR FELLOW JEW WHO DOES NOT LEARN THOSE GEORA'S THE SAME AS YOU
AND THE MOSHIACH WILL COME
HATRED ONE TO THE OTHER IS ONLY GIVING STRENGTH TO THE GOYIM
EVEN THE JEW LIKE SATMAR DOES NOT UNDERSTAND A JEW LIKE YOU
THE TORAH IS ABOUT JEWS LOVING EACH OTHER EVEN IF THE DO NOT THINK THE SAME IN TORAH
EDUCATION ,EDUCATION ,EDUCATION.

פי האסון said...

My dear Gaby

Your first error was opening the Tribune. It is not a reliable source of information.

You then go on to imply there is a difference between GG & SH rabbonim. There isn't. Just as there are some GG rabbonim who support CH, there are SH rabbonim who oppose him. In both camps there are those who are sitting on the fence, trying to determine which way will get them further in the popularity stakes. Likewise, thrre are some in both camps who will change which way they flow, depending on who they are talking to and/or which day of the week.

Do feel free to put on a theatrical production by such title. If you produce to a similar standard I will b"n buy a ticket. However, will I get a full refund if rabbonim asser it 4 days before the curtain goes up?

פי האסון said...

You are quite right, the treatment has been shocking. The rabbonim must either proclaim hin guilty, and deal with him severely, or proclaim him innocent, and return the crown to its former glory.

What has been done - a half baked attempt to besmirch his reputation, at best - is not milchig, it's not fleishig, it's not even pareve. Therefore, it must be treif.

Rabbi Gaby Lock said...

NO REFUND BY JEWS IT IS ALL MONEY,MONEY, MONEY.