IN THE LOCAL AND NOT SO LOCAL NEWSHEET, UPDATE, MIDWEEK, LOST AND FOUND ADVERTS THERE ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS:
FOUND KEYS OUTSIDE BERRY'S VILLAGE.
NO DATE WHEN YOU FOUND IT.
THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER:
FOUND BOYS BLUE COAT WITH VELVET COLLAR SOME TIME AGO.
WHAT DID YOU DO TILL NOW ? ? ?
THIS ONE IS THE BEST OF THE ALL AND THERE ARE LOTS LIKE IT.
FOUND LIGHT BLUE BABY BLANKET CHOL HAMOED SUKOS ( which year )? ?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT TILL NOW ?
DID YOU USE IT THE WHOLE OF THE WINTER ? ? ?
READING THROUGH THESE ADVERTS IS MY LAUGH OF THE WEEK.
I FEEL ASHAMED THAT I AM LIVING WITH SUCH STUPID PEOPLE AROUND ME.
IN THIS WEEKS MIDWEEK ADVERTISER WEDNESDAY 9 APRIL 2014
LOST:
The apron cover of the Teutonia pram- colour black about a year ago possibly in mini cab
WERE HAVE YOU BEEN TILL NOW ? ? ? ? ?
IN THE GIVE AWAY SECTION A PERSON IS GIVING AWAY A NAVY TEUTONIA PRAM WITH ACCESSORIES
THIS IS THE BEST ONE OF THIS WEEK
FOR SALE
Brand new 2 piece women's outfit never worn.
Brand new still boxed Russel hobs mini chopper.
WHY DID YOU BUY THEM ? ?
FOUND KEYS OUTSIDE BERRY'S VILLAGE.
NO DATE WHEN YOU FOUND IT.
THIS ONE IS EVEN BETTER:
FOUND BOYS BLUE COAT WITH VELVET COLLAR SOME TIME AGO.
WHAT DID YOU DO TILL NOW ? ? ?
THIS ONE IS THE BEST OF THE ALL AND THERE ARE LOTS LIKE IT.
FOUND LIGHT BLUE BABY BLANKET CHOL HAMOED SUKOS ( which year )? ?
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT TILL NOW ?
DID YOU USE IT THE WHOLE OF THE WINTER ? ? ?
READING THROUGH THESE ADVERTS IS MY LAUGH OF THE WEEK.
I FEEL ASHAMED THAT I AM LIVING WITH SUCH STUPID PEOPLE AROUND ME.
IN THIS WEEKS MIDWEEK ADVERTISER WEDNESDAY 9 APRIL 2014
LOST:
The apron cover of the Teutonia pram- colour black about a year ago possibly in mini cab
WERE HAVE YOU BEEN TILL NOW ? ? ? ? ?
IN THE GIVE AWAY SECTION A PERSON IS GIVING AWAY A NAVY TEUTONIA PRAM WITH ACCESSORIES
THIS IS THE BEST ONE OF THIS WEEK
FOR SALE
Brand new 2 piece women's outfit never worn.
Brand new still boxed Russel hobs mini chopper.
WHY DID YOU BUY THEM ? ?
3 comments:
Dear Rabbi Lock. I always read with great interest, your blogs. I really wonder, if there is any one rabbi in stamford hill or golders green, who is worth mentioning in a positive way. Id appreciate your opinion - moshe
THIS IS WHAT I WROTE IN JANUARY OF THIS YEAR.
LAST WEEK I HEARD IN STAMFORD HILL THAT B.H. RABBI CHAIM HALPERN SHLITA HAS BEEN COMPLETELY CLEARED BY THE POLICE.
THIS LEAVES EGG ON THE FACE OF THOSE FIVE RABBONIM OR MORE IN GOLDERS GREEN AND HENDON AREA.( SOME IN STAMFORD HILL )
I THINK THE FIRST THING THEY NEED TO DO IS OPENLY APOLOGISE TO
RABBI CHAIM SHLITA AND IF THEY DO NOT
THEY NEED TO BE SUSPENDED FROM THE UNION, OR FEDERATION,
UNITED SYNAGOGUES OR EVEN THE REFORM AS THE TORAH TELLS US IN
DEUTERONOMY 19-19.
THEN SHALL YE DO UNTO HIM AS HE HAD PURPOSED TO DO UNTO HIS BROTHER; SO SHALT THOU PUT AWAY THE EVIL FROM THE MIDST OF THEE.
THE LAW COURTS CAN LEARN FROM OUR OLD TORAH.
AS THE LAW OF THE LAND DOES NOTHING TO THE PEOPLE WHO TRIED AND
PUT TO SHAME A RESPECTED RABBI IN OUR COMMUNITY,
BUT WATCH THIS SPACE AS NOTHING GOES UNPUNISHED BY G=D.
IT ONLY TAKES A LITTLE TIME AS IS WRITTEN:
AND THE JUDGES SHALL INQUIRE DILIGENTLY IF THE WITNESS BE A FALSE WITNESS, LIFE FOR LIFE,EYE FOR EYE, TOOTH FOR TOOTH, HAND FOR HAND, FOOT FOR FOOT.
Thank you for your plausible explanation. Chag sameach.
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